shoes jokes

detention for shoes?

i wore this sweet pair of shoes to school to impress this girl. the school said my shoes were affliated with a gang and gave me detention time, what else can i do to impress this material girl?

What type of gang are you looking to get into? The Shoe-bees? AHAHAHAHA! Seriously, though, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you want to impress a girl, show her you have all gold teeth (including the wisdoms). Then tell her that your car is made out of gold, but you painted over it because you don’t like the color of gold.

Whose Line: Ryan’s Shoes Part II

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